Tag Archives: Newt Gingrich

Saint the Cowboy

Dateline – All Saints Day 2000 Anno Domini. A five year old Catholic schoolboy walked on stage, like the rest of the entire school had to do, to announce which saint he had dressed up to be that day. See, this school reversed the Halloween thing and tried to celebrate saints instead of mass murderers, […]

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Dad, What’s Jazz?

Heading down a quiet yet active street that passes aging, solidly built middle class homes, the youngest member of the clan, dressed in his football practice uniform, asked, “Dad, what’s jazz?” He had seen the display on the XM Radio of a channel that had the word JAZZ on it and asked a simple question […]

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Road to 270

Last week, Cold Fusion headquarters was relocated to an undisclosed location in order to accelerate its plot to save the world from cultural annihilation brought to you by the people who just don’t have enough yet. Part of that journey included, thankfully, the tried and true competency of Southwest Airlines. Under promise, over deliver and […]

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Ghostbusters

If there’s something strange/In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? United States Navy SEAL Team Six! That’s who! I emailed a good friend of mine whose brother was one of the victims of the World Trade Center attack and asked how his family was doing after learning Usama bin Swimming with the Fishes. His reply […]

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